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  Should JESUS be worshipped or prayed to?

  by LittleToe in

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  i want to consider this point, free from the trinity / arian debate.

  there have been an abundance of threads that have deteriorated into these doctrine, and it clouds this issue because tempers get raised.. so, please, can we keep it simple.

  should jesus receive our worship, right here, right now?.

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  The Devil

  Should JESUS be worshipped or prayed to?

  Of coarse not.

  I, on the other hand, welcome you.

  L:ucifer
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  Who's Your JW.com Crush - Post pics here!

  by Prisca in

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  we had a thread started way back that has gone on for 11 or more pages, so i thought i'd start up a new one.

  who's your jw.com crush?

  are you game to tell us?.

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  The Devil

  I have a crush on the virgin mary. It has always been a fantasy of mine to corrupt her.

  Lucifer
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  Apostates don't burn they just stay dead.

  by Bleep in

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  when the time comes for being judged in perfect conditions we will still have ridiculers picketing those who know god's word.

  jesus planted a great seed for us all; why not take advantage of that now by learning instead of blaspheming?.

  funny how people think we are being judged now.

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  The Devil

  First if you all must know there are several options of what can happen when you die. I will let you in as long as you promise not to go arond telling everybody.

  First there is the places you can go. And believe me it doesnt matter if you are good of bad here on earth because your sould are actually decided by a chess game between myself and god. If he wins he will get you and if I win I will get you. Then comes the fun part (when I win anyway). I pick the three things you hate and/or fear the most and you get to pick your eternal torture. Sometimes of coarse, just to make things fun, I give you all three and call it a day. So you could freeze or burn or my personal favorite: get chased by horny ostritches.

  And Bleep can you guess which one I am setting aside for you?

  Lucifer
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  Hellfire loves "Dumbass people".

  by Bleep in

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  any questions about hellfire are welcome.

  the only response i got from crazydrinker was, "youre a dumbass".

  rofl .

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  The Devil

  To those interested in hellfire I can help out. All you have to do is sign a little bitty contract. No biggy and don't worry about reading the fine print.

  Lucifer
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  WHOIS the Antichrist?

  by zev in

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  please note the following information from the lack of reasoning book published by the watchtower bible and tract society, inc. "publishers" of the "good news".

  *** rs 32-3 antichrist ***.

  antichrist.

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  The Devil

  I thought the answer to the question was pretty obvious.

  I AM!

  Lucifer
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  Jw and Greek

  by comforter in

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  his universalization is comical.

  comforter know jw who know greek.

  greg stafford, rolf furuli, firpo carr, fred franz and many more jw.

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  The Devil

  Actually I can take responsibility of the Greek language. I thought it wold be funny to confuse everyone and just watching Comforter here is proof of that.

  Lucifer
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  Who cares about Bible Principles.

  by Bleep in

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  i go by the holy scriptures.

  that is why i like the bible research topics.

  the watchtower is only one source of info out there, nuff said?

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  The Devil

  I care very much about bible principles. After all if they weren't any, there wold be no rules to break and I would be out of a job.

  Lucifer
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  Use the Name of God in Vain?

  by patio34 in

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  i hope you're having a great tuesday!

  i was thinking that every once in a while i say something shocking (to an xjw), like "jesus h.

  christ!

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  The Devil

  I encourage the use of gods name in vain!

  Lucifer
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  Is God a person, place, or thing?

  by Bleep in

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  just want to take a pole describing our father in heaven.

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  The Devil

  OOOOHH-----what a fun topic

  All I can say is that god is none of the above. I could tell you but then you would have to give me your soul. Do I have any takers? Would just love to increase my soul census.

  Lucifer
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  Back from Holiday

  by The Devil in

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  well i had a great holiday and now i'm back to raise a little hades (hee hee--a private joke).

  i can't tell you all where i went but all i can say is that the weather is very warm and you should see the suntan i got.. just checking back in to see what i corruption i might have missed and how much i should start.. lucifer

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  The Devil

  Well I had a great holiday and now I'm back to raise a little hades (hee hee--a private joke). I can't tell you all where I went but all I can say is that the weather is very warm and you should see the suntan I got.

  Just checking back in to see what I corruption I might have missed and how much I should start.

  Lucifer